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Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.
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This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.
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Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you have taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.
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The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowderheaded drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.
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I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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LICENSE NUMBER
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TIME
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MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE
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Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.
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This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.
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Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you have taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.
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The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowderheaded drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.
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I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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STATE OR PROVINCE
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LICENSE NUMBER
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TIME
AM PM
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MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE
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Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.
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This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.
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Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you have taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.
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The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowderheaded drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.
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I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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